Skyrim

The best game to mod, without a doubt. You can either make it the most fucking intense wizard battle simulator ever, or a kinky sex game
Person 1: my Skyrim has over 500 mods!
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing
by Ollie the fucking wizard August 5, 2022
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Skyrim

n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series

v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat
Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel

Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine
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Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda that is more addictive than most drugs.
Joshua: Have you seen Ian lately?
Bruce: Ever since he picked up Skyrim I haven't seen him
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skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.
by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012
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Skyrim

When one gives another person a rim job on the top floor of a skyscraper
You’ll never forget when she gives you a Skyrim at the top of the Freedom Tower.
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Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.
by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020
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Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022
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