soft serpant

when you fuck your girl and cum in her but you didnt even get fully hard

i fucked her with my soft serpant

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 02, 2017

Chick soft

To cancel or alter your training workouts to date a hot girl. Or stop completely because of a full blown relationship. Causing the victim to loose his edge..........

Ever since Jon starting hanging with that girl from work, he got chick soft. When we got to Peru he couldn't climb that damn mountain.

by jvermin September 08, 2007

soft drop

When you have to go #2 and you don't want it to splash in the toilet. You put the paper in the toilet first. Resulting in a soft drop.

Honey, I will be home soon... right after I finish up this soft drop.

by beezy1313 September 13, 2010

Soft Cum

The art of cummingwhile floppy

Dude, I saw that video of Hugh Hackman and I didn't even have time to get erect, it was a soft cum

by Joshiwan March 12, 2017

soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 14, 2015

Soft boy

A less masculine boy who is described as "cute" based on their soft or gentle characteristics.

Aw he looks so adorable in that beanie, what a soft boy.

by lilstaryeyed January 05, 2018

Soft Machine

A British fusion/progressive rock group named after the book of the same name. They were a central band in the Canterbury Scene of musicians. They started off as a psychedelic band, performing at the UFO club of Pink Floyd fame. Their best album is, without a doubt, Third, which is fusion in the style of Miles Davis's Bitches Brew. It's very trippy.

Some famous members were Robert Wyatt, Mike Ratledge, Hugh Hopper, Kevin Ayers, and Allan Holdsworth.

I was listening to Third by Soft Machine, and it was so awesome that everybody came over and had a good time.

by birchofacookie October 17, 2010