A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
by fliss1988 May 26, 2011
The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020
The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.
Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."
Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"
Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."
Dustin: "Awesome, man."
Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"
Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."
Dustin: "Awesome, man."
by Easy Rider 1 March 28, 2007
vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
by imjoking December 10, 2018
(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.
Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.
by Fire reaper January 17, 2018