Two guys are standing in a que for 1.5 hours, before getting in the club, which is surprisingly empty.
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS
They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS
guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS
They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS
guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm
by chrizzzzd December 18, 2008
Get the TIS -> This is Stockholmmug. Those greasy, smelly, Eye-ties, are still whining about the second round spanking South Korea gave them at the 2002 World Cup.
by Soju Gorae January 20, 2005
Get the Eye-Tiesmug. Ti voglio expresses strong sexual desire to someone's body, or love,passion ,but not between friends It is an italian word but sometimes we need to express feeling in other languages i order to provoke interest because people are curious animal - don't be angry !
by Gabsity October 3, 2008
Get the Ti Vogliomug. by nadzzzzz June 29, 2010
Get the tied downmug. 
A kickass calculator with a Qwerty keyboard built into it and a landscape form factor, rather than the usual portrait form factor that 99% of calculators use. The lineage usually refers to the TI-92, the TI-92 II, the TI-92 Plus, or the Voyage 200. It runs on a 68k processor, and overall, it’s just a really nice calculator for people who really enjoy overkill. I mean for God’s sake, it runs on 4x AA batteries.
In short, the TI-92 is a Landscape format calculator that blurs the line between a Calculator and a Home Computer.
In short, the TI-92 is a Landscape format calculator that blurs the line between a Calculator and a Home Computer.
Student 1: “Is that a Calculator? It’s so big, and it’s... sideways?”
Student 2: “It’s indeed a Calculator, just nothing like the usual, It’s called the TI-92.”
Student 2: “It’s indeed a Calculator, just nothing like the usual, It’s called the TI-92.”
by Satan, Lord of puyo hell December 7, 2020
Get the TI-92mug. by Goofgunk April 11, 2023
Get the 3070 timug.