foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)

I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!

by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005

Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.

Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'

by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011

Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex

the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.

by macdad March 31, 2003

testicle paint

another word for cum

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint

by James Hendry August 21, 2003

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016

testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006