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The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.
I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.
by imsoinsane February 3, 2017
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A Ross Webster

To ask others how Urban Dictionary works without knowing yourself.
I wanted to make a Dollop joke on Urban Dictionary but I pulled A Ross Webster.
by Gareth Reynolds June 6, 2018
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North Webster Junior High

a terrible school located in Springhill,LA that reeks of skunk gums and the food taste like moose knuckles
north webster junior high sucks man”
by kkdabst November 5, 2021
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Webster's Dicktionary

A rip off of the true dictionary the URBAN DICTIONARY should be the only dictionary
Webster's Dicktionary is useless you should be using the URBAN DICTIONARY
by Nrg Real Madrid September 2, 2020
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webster elementary school

an elementary school for grades pre K - 5, on 500 Wadsworth Street.

an educational learning place.
yo bro, do you know what webster elementary school is?

bro, the coolest school in the world is webster elementary!
by d,cnsd;okch;odsilc February 19, 2022
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INTELLECTUAL WEBSTER

An Intellectual Webster is a mental midget. It is a combination of the word Intellectual and Webster, taken from the 1980s comedy show Webster, starring Emmanuel Lewis. Lewis is a well known celebrity midget. Someone who makes statements that are factually incorrect, while purporting them as fact. Someone one who lacks the cerebral cognitive ability to formulate a sentence. Mispronunciation, misspelling of words, or an individual who only speaks using words with no more than one syllable because anything over that, would immediately cause sensory overload and a breakdown of any remaining brain cells left. These are just some of the hallmarks of being an Intellectual Webster.
Joe: I just had a conversation with a mental midget. She mispronounced every word, spoke only using words that had only one syllable, and couldn’t make one factual statement. She just regurgitated the usual cliched and erroneous talking points of her party. I had to walk away for my own mental well being. A real Intellectual Webster.

John: It’s best to avoid those types at all costs.
by Poe Edgar May 19, 2025
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