intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
by C.J Johnson December 07, 2010
The rumbling felt in the stomach after drinking; before one has to use the bathroom. Similar to the transformation noise in the 80's hit movie Teen Wolf.
by Cory January 22, 2005
The secret code that only noob teens know and use. Used while chatting, it can be the savior of the teen in question to keep their parents from finding out how much of a skank they are. Always used to subtley tell the other person to change the subject.
9/99 Teen Code - Fredrick:I luv Mary's tits.
Augustus: 9!
Fredrick: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?
Augustus: 99.
Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) - Georgia: Steve ate me out but i had a yeast infection.
Martha: oh crap pos
Georgia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!
Martha: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwords?
QQ Teen Code (quiet, q?) - Bert: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow.
Ernie: qq i love to read books.
Bert: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.
eep Teen Code (emergency eavesdroping parent) - Samantha: Im pregnant! Emanuel: eep! I hate homework!
etc.
Augustus: 9!
Fredrick: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?
Augustus: 99.
Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) - Georgia: Steve ate me out but i had a yeast infection.
Martha: oh crap pos
Georgia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!
Martha: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwords?
QQ Teen Code (quiet, q?) - Bert: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow.
Ernie: qq i love to read books.
Bert: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.
eep Teen Code (emergency eavesdroping parent) - Samantha: Im pregnant! Emanuel: eep! I hate homework!
etc.
by Bludshawt May 30, 2008
by Vik-Ten December 10, 2008
A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
by desPERRYado May 18, 2005
1. Incorrect pronunciation of the word Poutine. Usually used by english Canadians living outside of Quebec.
2. A version of Poutine served outside of Quebec. Generally made with inferior curd cheese or shredded chedder. Sometimes used in a derisive fashion.
2. A version of Poutine served outside of Quebec. Generally made with inferior curd cheese or shredded chedder. Sometimes used in a derisive fashion.
1. I'll have combo #1 with a Pepsi, but can I get Poo-Teen instead of fries?
2. Gross! The cheese in my Poo-Teen is shredded and melted into the fries!
2. Gross! The cheese in my Poo-Teen is shredded and melted into the fries!
by Fizzie April 06, 2006
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