Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

stink track

The area in-between the cunt and ring piece

Make sure you clean your stink track before I clap you out because I don't want a shitty taste on my tongue

by C Dore March 4, 2022

Stink Cannon

1.5 or more grams of marijuana rolled into one 1 1/4 zig-zag.

We're going on a ride to burn a stink cannon.

by Broski420 April 21, 2010

Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose

Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3

by Justo2010 July 8, 2022

Stink Chao

It's like a chao from the sonic adventure games, but instead of its blue onion shaped head its head is actually an onion.
These chao' smell very bad, just like an onion.
Used as an insult for smelly people, but primarily used for people who have bad breath.

Dude 1: "Every time you open your mouth it smells like 28 animals shit and died inside it. You've actually become a stink chao."
Dude 2: *Covers mouth* "Don't call me a stink chao, those aren't even real!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014

stink cable

A skinny, seemingly endlessly long turd.

Man: I just laid a hell of a stink cable in the urinal at TGI Fridays.

Friend: Bro....that's sick.

by Rotten Kiiwii May 23, 2016