Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.

"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

Ostrich

An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...

"Oh my god. We have to kill this ostrich!"

by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019

Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.

"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."

by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013

Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by anonymous July 28, 2021

brobdingnagian ostrich

A nickname given to someone who is so oustandingly weird that they are alpha.

"woah, did you see thay guy over there."
"yea, thats brobdingnagian ostrich. he is the fucking alpha, dont mess with him."

by Parthasarathy3 May 1, 2021

ostrich

To thoroughly siphon a mans penis using nothing but neck.

Girl, as soon as his pants hit the floor i gave that nigga ostrich!

by RawArmy1396 February 11, 2017