Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 11, 2007

Black Mits

A high school NPC that wears all black and damns you with unskippable cutscenes. He is known for his yapping abilities. Only way to get rid of him is tagging or as the actual term is "mitsing" someone else. His fields of expertise consist of school lessons, fish and women. His yapping abilities have also gifted him the name "Modern Aesop"

Fuck Black Mits is here again quick let's hide

by ImthekingBurgerKing February 12, 2024

mits

make tits

nice mits man
mits?
ur male tits bro

by mobywasadick April 6, 2022

Mit

Somebody who's crushing hard on you, most-likely somebody you don't feel mutual feelings for. They're somebody that wants you but you don't want them back.

Person 1: Girrrrllll, you got all them mits.
Person 2: Mmm, if only i liked em back?🙄🖕🏼

by 🤪 💗 it's__meeeeee😻 June 10, 2018

Jack Mit

the short boi with a math general textbook and no consol

*Math general textbook* -Jack Mit

by Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 12, 2019

Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind

1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!

by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017