Smig Mit

The opposite of getting jiggy with it, often said in a tone that sounds like puking.

“She wouldn’t come out with us tonight that is so smig mit.”

“Josh, is gonna puke so much when he wakes up, he got so smiggy tonight but jaden is still getting jiggyyy it’s 5am he won’t stop!”

by clamchowwder February 20, 2021

Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind

1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!

by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Mit

The #1 Australian in the world.

Mit sucks at CoD.

by Johndoeson January 19, 2022

Brick mits

1) Someone not to be trifled with.
2) Brass Knuckles.

1) "Yea I agree shawtyis fine, but she belongs to brick mits over there."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."

by Hooded Avenger August 10, 2008

ring da mit

Newie lady saying for taking a piss " gotta go ring da mit"

" gotta go ring da mit"

by calgary will October 20, 2006

MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!

And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.

Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024