“She wouldn’t come out with us tonight that is so smig mit.”
“Josh, is gonna puke so much when he wakes up, he got so smiggy tonight but jaden is still getting jiggyyy it’s 5am he won’t stop!”
“Josh, is gonna puke so much when he wakes up, he got so smiggy tonight but jaden is still getting jiggyyy it’s 5am he won’t stop!”
by clamchowwder February 20, 2021

Noun-
1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

1) "Yea I agree shawtyis fine, but she belongs to brick mits over there."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."
by Hooded Avenger August 10, 2008

by calgary will October 20, 2006

Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
