A virus created from abomination and pure curse, a mistake in other words. Symptoms are: constant feelings to any being that doesn't like him, Brain malfunction, constant need of attention, dehydration,copying every moves that someone does, ever lasting hunger, AIDS in the genes exist and constant beating from everyone.
by ThotSlayer God March 21, 2019
When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.
"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."
by MacDintons4Life April 15, 2009
by James Melvinich December 08, 2004
A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.
by dickslop January 25, 2012
by Mr. Squiggles May 04, 2005
Inasmuch as sex, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the orgasm of a large farm animal. I.E: Horse, Cow, Moose, Teridactyl
by melvinizer May 05, 2005
Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009