malcolm arnold academy

A peice of shit school in Northampton where people smoke cigarettes because they can’t afford weed and where teenage girls pull each other’s hair

“Have you ever been to Malcolm Arnold academy”
“Yes it’s a shithole”

by Your local chav November 9, 2019

Malcolm

Shekinas pretty bf forever and always<3

That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!

by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021

Malcolm

The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.

Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow

Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/

by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022

Malcolm

Malcolm is 3 years old and 1 centimeter tall

Malcolm is Joe mama

by 68452768y2hnijksdfailnh March 2, 2022

The 'Rare Malcolm'

The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.

I had a lengthy chat with the 'Rare Malcolm' the other day.

by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Malcolm

A male person who wants to get gang banged by BBC. These type of people often wear sluty female cloths. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE. (Unless you are a horny black guy)

Person 1: I just got banged by 5 black dudes

Person 2: Omg you are such a malcolm

by Soggy biscuit enjoyer January 30, 2024