Quartz Hill High School

Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023
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Oak hill Middle School

A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.
by Ohmshater456 November 02, 2021
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strawberry hill school

WACK ASS SCHOOL. crazy ass kids and teachers.
one of our pe / fourth grade studies teacher was a pedophile and went to jail for sexually assault for touching 6-7th grade girls.

one of the students got expelled for cyberbullying and another crazy girl went to the bathroom in sixth grade and pierced her whole ear during a music fair. traumatizing environment.

youll make a lot of connections and friends there! located in stamford connecticut
by skibidirobloxfan12 April 28, 2025
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windy hill middle school

windy hill. the place where every body is ugly and fucking annoying tbh. everyone talks to much and the principal?? bruh taking someone’s phone like bro what hell no.. first off loose the attitude mr whidden. and why does mrs miller have favorite classes like what.. tbh seventh grade is better than any other.. sixth graders are
hella annoying, and eighth are like quiet emos…

go away
windy hill middle school, go away from me and die.”
by urmom10100loll December 25, 2021
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Bunker Hill Middle School

It’s the worst school in the whole world fun tho!! Love the teachers and victoria garcia is amazing
by I lovee youuu November 13, 2021
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Trap Hill Middle School

Located in Glen Daniel, West Virginia. A shithole school with terrible sports teams. You need to use the bathroom? Be prepared to inhale every flavor juul pod you can imagine. Something on your mind about somebody? No need to say it to their face, just write it on the bathroom stalls.
Person 1: Let me waterfall your monster
Person 2: No.

Person 1: At least let me get your empty can when you’re done.

Person 1: Can you tell I have a dip in?
Person 2: You go to Trap Hill Middle School don’t you...
by Redneck Shit March 14, 2019
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Vernon Hills High School

I am greatly impressed by the excellent education as well as the students and teachers, and unlike most high schools students are more accepting towards their peers. Vernon Hills High School has an academic rating significantly above the average for Illinois high schools based in its high test performance, high graduation rate, and high AP course participation. I'm proud to be a Cougar.
by Vernon Hills High School December 31, 2018
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