Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!
reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"
by urchin stomper March 02, 2022
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Hawful

When something is awful but funny at the same time and you want to say "that's aaawful" but you laugh while saying it.
oh noooo, that kid just dropped his ice cream scoop on the ground and now he's crying - that's hawful.
by PetiteSaucisse July 19, 2022
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The Haw

A term used to define a girl who is unable to keep her legs closed and enjoys constant male attention from anybody who breathes.
by BigWilson1234 September 23, 2019
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on the hee haw

To need something done/made in a hurry/in a rush/fast/quickly/immediately/now (i.e., before you do/make anything else).

Used in the food service industry/restaurants/kitchens, typically by food expediters, food runners and/or waitstaff when talking to line cooks (e.g., when a dish is late to come out, waiting for a dish, when a dish needs to be re-made (due to a mistake, dropped, sent to wrong table, etc.)
"Need a another medium burger on the Hee Haw"
by VWBug666 March 22, 2017
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Shar-yee-haw Law

A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.
"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".
by Gabagools June 03, 2022
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Haw

“Haw” as it relates to middle english would be an apportionment of land that a lord might send a person to if he be a ceourl or person without sokage apart from the burgess or citizens of the town keep and borrough. i.e apart from sokemen and sokewomen.
Person 1: he was sent away to his haw where he crooned us a tune
Person 2: he forfeited his status as villeini (villanage) of a rite to work the team by pasture and by a thane of the region was sent to his ‘hum and haw’
by rmfrost December 10, 2020
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Haw

Hey look at Haw over there no-one likes him.
by Pussyeater9274 May 12, 2020
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