Geezer

by allan_t321 April 21, 2016
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Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)
Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 06, 2023
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Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football
"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"
by Jongers January 30, 2019
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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 27, 2019
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.
I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.
by Colorado Bootman October 14, 2021
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Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.
After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.
by electro snob August 03, 2011
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