As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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Mi! If ya saw him you are dying of,by one who I didn,t like,elected,cried;has become violet!See they were two ugly but Sallvador, that I didn,t refer to,he went to his own job instead,regretted! But I mean Sadist,malignant,shabby of Herbert was that continued.
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Get the socialist elect mug.A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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1. Snort Salt
2. Take the tequila shot
3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes
This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
1. Snort Salt
2. Take the tequila shot
3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes
This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit
Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all
Steve: *takes shot as intended*
Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*
Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all
Steve: *takes shot as intended*
Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*
Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
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