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Dual Statuality

A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.

Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,

using the same status but with a latent update.

Example:

Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook

Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace
Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.
by screamin---srb February 4, 2010
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dirty dual

When two friends, siblings, or strangers fight over the same person they want to date. They do so by sleeping with the person to see who can last the longest. The winner gets to date him/her.
Did you hear the Nelson twins had a dirty dual for Jenny?
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both

Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual

Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
by Onlyme4you April 29, 2020
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couple dual mackin

When members of a couple simultaneously seduce two other people. Usually they hope to engage in a foursome.
Me and my girlfriend were couple dual mackin on some hotties last night and SCORED!
by kalinka124 March 30, 2011
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Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.
Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.
by Captain Splash October 21, 2018
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Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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Dual binge

1. (ˈDUL binj) tr. verb. to alternate binge-watching or binge-listening to a pair of related shows, such as a reality competition series and a podcast that covers that series.
2. (DUL binj) noun. an instance of dual bingeing.
1. I'm gonna dual binge season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan.
2. Season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan sure has been a great dual binge.
by Mama's Pinky Toe August 31, 2023
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Khalid duale

Omg did you see that khalid duale
by Tyler mulholland December 18, 2024
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