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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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Bloke

Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.
I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?
by Jofica June 21, 2021
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Youtube Bloke

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.
by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024
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Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.
*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏
by acrows January 10, 2025
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Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys
by Crikeymate January 10, 2019
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Over Bloke

the act of over playing ones maleness.

generally seen in office worker when in company of trade and outdoorsmen
"adam is going the over bloke" or "Yeah, he's a bit of an over bloke"
by Muddy Jocks December 16, 2010
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