different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 26, 2024

bloke

British term to refer to a man.

James may: Oh look, he's one fat bloke!

by MrPayback2223 August 13, 2022

National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022

Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023

Bloke

A p*ssy teddy bear

"WINNIE THE POOH IS A BLOKE"

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019