Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

Spare Bedroom

Evas/slag favourite place to be when it’s her sesh.

Spare bedroom = shag

by Cjd118 June 29, 2022

spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 4, 2009

Spare Sausage?

A foreign language used by gay autistic kids to ask for some food.

Autistic Kid: "Oh my! Spare Sausage? May I have some?"
Other Autistic Kid: "Of course, take some sause too.

by Crilbus November 24, 2018

Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Spare Tire

When you play a game of Commander with a 5th player, usually among friends.

Everyone actually showed up. I guess we'll run a Spare Tire

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024

Spare Pin

In bowling, when you knock down 9 pins on your first throw and there is only one pin left, that is the "spare pin"

I can get a spare but I have to knock down the spare pin.

by k-ped April 10, 2021