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Sharde Wilson

Sharde is a kinky girl, she is from darwin and has had sexual intercourse with many guys (who are much older). Don't mess with Sharde otherwise, she will uppercut you haha. Poor zef. GO BORRIS
dude 1: wow Sharde Wilson is so hot id tap that

dude 2: nah mate she is with zef
dude 3: bruh i already tapped that
dude 4: poor zef
by daddychickennugget96 October 29, 2019
mugGet the Sharde Wilsonmug.

aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.
I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself
by SoCalbro January 12, 2024
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blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
mugGet the blasted arse shardmug.

shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.
Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.
by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022
mugGet the shardmug.

bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus
Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!
by Tung punch July 30, 2015
mugGet the bum shardmug.

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed
I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
mugGet the shit shardmug.

Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.
Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard
by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018
mugGet the Shardmug.

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