Smurf

1)v-to smurf; to perform sex;to fuck
2)n-a small blue entity whos race consists of 137,947.85 men and 1 woman

1) Dude, you got lucky last night? That is freakin Smurf.
2) Dude, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me

by Karl Bohn April 08, 2004

Smurfing

A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.

dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.

did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.

by sonnywangs July 04, 2010

Smurf

When a male is giving sextual intercourse to a female, and then ejeculates over her stomach, and then mixes his sperm with blue food coloring and makes the sperm blue, creating a "smurf" like substance.

(The girl later has a blue-dyed stomach for a week).

Jake- "Oh man, i heard about last night"
Bill- "Oh yea. Angela totally liked it"
Jake- "Everyones saying you gave her a smurf. True?"
Bill- "Hell yea, i did."

by flopedyflop November 29, 2009

to smurf

smurftastic, smurf ya, i smurfed her

so what happened with the hot chick from the bar, i smurfed her , shut the smurf up, no its true, SMURF YA!

by family guy February 20, 2005

smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

by Speedy November 01, 2003

smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

by pussy banger February 24, 2005

smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

by Samsam May 29, 2005