he's pulling his cock out

The act of pulling ones massive cock out.

he's pulling his cock out is to put your massive cock onto a table.

by His_cock_is_out January 24, 2022

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Pull some product out of the back

Something a boss says to his or her employees when the employees have completed all of their tasks, and the boss has nothing to make them do.

Mike: You guys are just standing around.
William: We're done with everything.
Mike: Why don't you get a hand truck and pull some product out of the back.

by bmazz88 December 4, 2010

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Pull the stick out of your ass

It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.

Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!

by FunnyLolMan June 29, 2009

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Pulled that right out of your ass

To make something up, usually with no formal evidence or concrete support.

Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.

by Maorezz November 19, 2018

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