wooden poodle

A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.

I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk

by Papa the Show Stoppa April 12, 2010

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Poodle-tude

A poodle’s attitude.

Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.

by la1ne April 18, 2021

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She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.

She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.

Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.

Never trust a poodle rat.

*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*

"Bro she looks cute"
"Nah man she's a total poodle rat"

by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 17, 2016

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Miniature poodle

The cutest,fluffyest dog ever!They will lick you to death,and cuddle you,and love you no matter what!

I love my little miniature poodle she's my little baby.

by Dork😂😂 September 30, 2017

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Indoor Poodle

A fussy man who spends more time indoors grooming themselves and trying to look fancy and worrying than outside or fixing things or adventuring.

Dan is such an indoor poodle, he lives in Portland, OR and spends all of his money on vests and hair products and can not climb a mountain or change a tire to save his life.

by TamaskanRach December 2, 2011

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