Panty Pearl

i.e. (1) Aunt Flow's early bird gift that she sends the day before a woman's menstration.
(2) An add-on device that can be placed on vibrating underwear. The Panty Pearl should be placed towards the front of the undercarriage.
(3) A woman's early morning suprise after a long night of vigorous sex.

(1) "I hate it when I forget to wear panty liners the day before my period...my panty pearl ALWAYS ruins my underwear!"
(2) "Oh George, I love the new Panty Pearl you bought for my vibrating panties! Now when you're out of town, I can enjoy myself too!"
(3) "Thomas, we need to stop having so much late night sex! The clean up that comes with a morning panty pearl always makes me late to work!"

by Hotluva October 22, 2009

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

pearl jam

Cum, Jizz, Sperm, Semen

Last night, my girlfriend took a shot of my pearl jam.

by Settie B October 26, 2006

Pearl Shot

The ultimate act of ecstacy between lovers, upon which one, normally the male although it can vary, withdraws from the partner, and squirts their warm juices of love between the others eyes. Some claim it to be more satisfying than a blowjob, and more exhillerating than surprise sex.

"Oh, Jane! Baby! I'm going to let loose a pearl shot between your eyes! *Fap* Enjoy!

by Trotskizzle December 4, 2007

pearl necklace

the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.

Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."

Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

by tit obsessed wankophile February 28, 2003

pearl squirter

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Pearled Oyster

Spreading one's butt cheeks to allow a breast to be placed between.

My girlfriend bent me over and gave me the old Pearled Oyster.

by ShakesEar January 8, 2013