A person who is terrible at everything he does, a total noob. He trys to play vollyball but gets cut every year, because all the coachs think he is a total noob. He thinks hes good a COD, but hes the kinda kid thats you hope is on the other team so you can get some easy kills. The only thing hes good at is being a noob. He smells of noob, it probably the noob spice perfume he wears
Good kid- Dude the "dontkillme456" on our team is such a Matthew
Good kid2-I know, i hope hes on the other team next game
Can you smell that?
Ya it smells like a Matthew
Good kid2-I know, i hope hes on the other team next game
Can you smell that?
Ya it smells like a Matthew
by BackpackMcGee April 12, 2011
Get the Matthewmug. by matthewlover31 December 7, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a very loud, outgoing ,asshole. IF you don’t know him, once you get to know him he’s very sweet kind and different. When you get to know Matthew it’s a guarantee you’ll fall in love with him he is funny, athletic, kind, loyal, and one of a kind. If oh have a Matthew don’t let him go because you’ll be missing out.
by Pinky promise September 23, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. 1. A sexy guy with a buddha belly and small dick.
2. A sexy guy who's very athletic and gets very horny during sexual time.
3. A very sexy guy who knows what his girl likes ;)
2. A sexy guy who's very athletic and gets very horny during sexual time.
3. A very sexy guy who knows what his girl likes ;)
by bub104 June 9, 2009
Get the Matthewmug. a little gay boy who is a bitch and has a 20 feet dick that grows 2 feet a year.Likes a girl named Adriel White and a girl named Lily Milstead
Matthew is asexual
by xChima May 7, 2018
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Get the Matthewmug. by BigPapaDinkleburg February 9, 2017
Get the Matthewmug.