Grandma’s Drapes

Saggy vaginal lips.

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

Grandma Friend

Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.

Woah! She's the grandma friend of the group. She's like the mom friend but spoils friends rotten!

by cr4zy_creations March 11, 2021

Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018

Grandma Lesbian

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.

Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.

by lesbean May 15, 2019

grandmas brownies

When you are giving you're grandmother anal, often times her prostate gives out and she will shit all over your dick, proceeding her to suck the shit off your dick and calling them grandmas brownies.

Grandmas brownies Taste really good.

by N1gg3rF@gg0t January 5, 2015

Greasy Grandma

A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.

Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?

by sworensen June 1, 2019