The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.
by gmalanguageuser December 13, 2010
Get the Grandma Languagemug. Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.
by cr4zy_creations March 11, 2021
Get the Grandma Friendmug. A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.
Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
by lesbean May 15, 2019
Get the Grandma Lesbianmug. A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.
Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?
by sworensen June 1, 2019
Get the Greasy Grandmamug. I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life
by mortoniodizedsalt March 23, 2022
Get the Japanese Grandmamug. When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.
by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018
Get the Grandma's Chilimug. A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007
Get the Grandma's Funeralmug.