v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound
My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!
by C-Bags28 March 27, 2009
by Rick "kitty5" Pemberton May 06, 2003
FAP: Fair Access Policy (FAP) when you exceed the, facebook, WildBlue, HughesNet, quota for the amount of data that may be downloaded during a typical day. On the facebook site they give you a limited number of people that you may add in one day. You will receive a penalty for add more, " Invitations " than they allow. facebook limit is about 30, and it doesn't matter if these invitations are your Family members ! However the games facebook offers allows you to,
" SPAM " as many as your friends as possible. The question is does facebook really want people to connect,and if they do why the Limits ?
" SPAM " as many as your friends as possible. The question is does facebook really want people to connect,and if they do why the Limits ?
Hey, Man I've been FAP again by the Freaking FaceBook Commies !
Their not letting me get any more Face, cause I've been FAPed for adding to many invites !
I'm sitting in FAP limbo, they sent me a message to Chill out, cauz I'm adding to many friends !?!
Their not letting me get any more Face, cause I've been FAPed for adding to many invites !
I'm sitting in FAP limbo, they sent me a message to Chill out, cauz I'm adding to many friends !?!
by MagicLanternProductions March 22, 2010
by ThouShallContinue^ December 02, 2020
The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.
God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.
by GoldEvil911 July 27, 2014