Feet Fuckery

The lack of one taking care of their feet.

This feet fuckery has to stop, it's not too much work to get a pedicure!

by MTB_29er July 19, 2011

Vortex of Dog Fuckery

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.

Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.

by DogFuckery November 20, 2022

Fuckery

This statement is commonly used to express ones emotions. Emotions such as pure hatred/ extreme anger.

Hugh Jackman rejected my myspace invite.

THIS IS MAYJOR FUCKERY!

by jancewicz August 19, 2009

fuckery

A (public?) location used for large quantities of fucking.

This is my favorite fuckery. I got a LOT of tail here last night.

by Bobo Bobo, Biatch July 21, 2009

Fuckery duckery dock

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock

“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”

by Macynotfound August 15, 2021

Presumption of Fuckery

That apprehensive feeling you get whenever dealing with any sales reps, repair people, or upon receiving any shipment, since you can rest assured that: a) the sales rep is bullshitting you, b) the repair person effed up, and c) something got busted, missed, or otherwise messed up in your shipment.

“When that truck driver just grinned after I asked about the busted carton he wanted me to sign for, I was hit with a strong presumption of fuckery.”

by JohnnyShabazz September 3, 2018

reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019