Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn
by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013
Get the John Deeremug. by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011
Get the shooting a deermug. Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!
by Porndexter November 18, 2014
Get the deer jerkyingmug. Combination of the words "nigger" and "commandeer;" where commandeer is the confiscation of a vehicle for military use, nigger-deering is confiscation by theft for personal use. Nigger-deering is often followed by driving while intoxicated (by most likely multiple substances), listening to loud music, and speeding.
Person 1: I saw that Tyrese got a new vehicle?
Person 2: Yeah he nigger-deered it down on 12th Street.
Person 2: Yeah he nigger-deered it down on 12th Street.
by P-Money315 January 6, 2010
Get the Nigger-deermug. How a redneck orders a quesadilla at a mexican restaurant, thinking that it he is ordering either some Pabst or raw venison.
See also Boritta and Whack a Mole.
See also Boritta and Whack a Mole.
"Welcome to Casa Blanco, can I take your order?"
hic..."Yeah, kin ah git ah case of deer and a boritta, wit a side uh whack a mole?"
hic..."Yeah, kin ah git ah case of deer and a boritta, wit a side uh whack a mole?"
by LickenMyCrachen February 27, 2007
Get the Case Of Deermug. The BEST city in Alberta. Located between Edmonton and Calgary, it is at the center of the Albertan heartland. It's a clean city filled with parks, 3 excellent high schools and various shopping centers, it is an amazing city to live in.
Individuals who live outside this city often are very ignorant of this city. In fact, some, such as the clueless cretins who posted absurd definitions of this city, haven't got an inkling of what this city is about. They are usually retard, fag homos who happen to cross Gasoline Alley and think that's the City of Red Deer.
Red Deer rocks!
Individuals who live outside this city often are very ignorant of this city. In fact, some, such as the clueless cretins who posted absurd definitions of this city, haven't got an inkling of what this city is about. They are usually retard, fag homos who happen to cross Gasoline Alley and think that's the City of Red Deer.
Red Deer rocks!
People who actually live in Red Deer: I love this city! Thank goodness I live in Red Deer!
Fag douchebag who has no life: Aww may gawd!! Red Deer suuuucks............. let's rub our dicks now..............
Fag douchebag who has no life: Aww may gawd!! Red Deer suuuucks............. let's rub our dicks now..............
by Proud Red Deerian September 22, 2009
Get the Red Deermug. Is a small tiny fly that is found in North-West America and Western Canada that has a bite that is worse than a mosquito.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
Get the deer flymug.