sucking on the devils cock

when alcohol from many different sources is mixed into one drink, resulting in something that tastes like ass but fucks you up.

Johnny could not empty one particular bottle, so he began sucking on the devils cock instead.

by T mon3y December 1, 2010

The J cock

A 90 degree head tilt signifying curiousity or disgust.

J cock when somebody acts immature

by kenna October 7, 2004

The Creeping Cock

When a man has the woman close her eyes and makes her give him head. takes it out and spins her around till she is disoriented which leaves her confused on where the cock is coming from. to give her a extra surprise drag your dick across her leg so she thinks so knows where it is then rub three fingers on her vagina so she thinks its your penis then quickly stick your dick in her ass!! Gets her every time ;)

Man last night i gave that bitch the creeping cock and now shes in the hospital with a pink sock.

by buck nasty! May 5, 2010

chip off the old cock

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.

Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

by shmaller July 20, 2006

cock the crack

To place the male reproductive organ into the anus of another.

"Yo Coby, you see that girl over there. I want to cock that crack!"

by Dingo February 24, 2003

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003