A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014
Get the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)mug. 
Get the Clitorismug. When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
Get the mayonnaise clitorismug. by Ginger Scrotum June 5, 2018
Get the Clitoris Destroyermug. by anonymous Zelda fan. September 2, 2022
Get the Clitorismug. by Dominick the virgin October 23, 2018
Get the Macro Clitorismug. by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022
Get the Spewing clitorismug.