Bollock Buster

When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid

Oi, you bollock buster, get over yourself you self obsessed, weed taking, girl flirting fuckface

by Sissoko July 27, 2019

Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac March 11, 2012

Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.

Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.

by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016

almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022

bollock vomit

The male ejaculate. Seminal fluid.

I hurled bollock vomit all over my jazz mag.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english

gypo segal is a soft bollock

by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007