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cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan
Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule
by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008
mugGet the cock blizzardmug.

california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 2, 2010
mugGet the california blizzardmug.

Space Blizzard

Space Blizzard Is A YouTuber Who Uploads Commentary And Gaming Videos
Yo Have You Seen Space Blizzard Last Video Its Great
by soapofgsglkg November 9, 2020
mugGet the Space Blizzardmug.

Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
by mblxv January 4, 2014
mugGet the Blizzard Burkamug.

Blizzard Bedlam

An Ice stage on the south pole of little planet.

The term Bedlam has misled many into thinking it is an asylum.
Temporacle: So... are we gonna take the Time Stone back or something?

Dr. Robotnik: Sure I mean I had a rocket hooked up anyway so I guess.

Temporacle: Wait weren't we just at little planet? Can't we just go thru Prism Relic again?

Dr. Robotnik: Well I mean I was really looking forward to the rocket and I want to go to Blizzard Bedlam really ba- and Sonic is breaking in.

Temporacle: Wait, did he just jump into the water willingly.

Dr. Robotnik: Yeah I heard the music is really good down there.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 4, 2021
mugGet the Blizzard Bedlammug.

Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
by Felt her November 23, 2021
mugGet the Alaskan blizzardmug.

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.
You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
mugGet the Minnesota Blizzardmug.

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