she’s the best i’ve ever had

when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.

sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15

by JUNYURS November 03, 2023

kel(best owner ever)

kel is smartest funniest best discord owner yas slay woo

kel(best owner ever) is best discord mod ew

by killysharts June 23, 2022

The Best Band Ever

weezer

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”

by weezyweez November 26, 2022

the best band ever

Tally Hall.

Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.

by dwyl183 January 21, 2025

Best day Ever

The best day ever known to man is February 11th!! If you were born on this day your are everything great!

Bob: Omg this is the best day ever!!

Joe: that’s because your with me and I’m born on February 11th

by 1great2awesome_ October 21, 2019

The Best Damn President Ever

Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above

I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!

by Jshnsjsjaj March 04, 2024

NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 06, 2024