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Admiral Hurm

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.
by Bakerdoodle November 29, 2022
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The Admiral Akbar

While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"
Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"
by Need-Herder September 6, 2016
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The Admiral

1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.

Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.
by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018
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admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 26, 2015
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Jealous admiration

When you're jealous of someone's place in life but you stíll admire what they create, or generally what they do.
"I have a lot of jealous admiration of your dad.", Said your best friend with a smirk.
by Middasqweed August 27, 2021
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Admiral

A fictional car in the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto IV, manufactured by Dundreary, it is based on a 2003-2011 Mercury Grand Marquis and a 1999-2004 Toyota Crown Majesta. The rear tail lights of the vehicle are based on a heavily altered 1976-1986 Mercedes-Benz W123. Very great for car chases and cruising around Liberty City.
Guy 1: Nice Dundreary Admiral man!

Guy 2: Yeah, bought it from Dundreary in 2006, more reliable than the Vapid Stanier. It's always gotta be those horrible Vapids that can't do their job properly. Has a nice V8 engine.

Guy 3: Heh-heh! Anyways, quick question, why didn't you buy the Albany Washington?

Guy 4: It was too expensive. Although the good thing is, it looks luxurious and has a lot more features/stylish models.
by MatthewPaanoTorres February 5, 2023
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Rear Admiral Down

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.
Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.
by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025
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