A fake nation invented by the brits to cover up the mass murder (genocide) of millions of criminals. They made us think that Australia was where the criminals went but they actually went to the bottom of the ocean, They are trying to convince us that they are not cold blooded killers. but now you know the truth. Spread the truth to your friends and family, they definitely wont think you are insane.
by AussiesAReGovermentPersonas October 07, 2018
A country full load Insular racists who suffer from the delusion that 'oz' is a 'fair dinkum' place to live. Well known for cheating at cricket, treating the indigenous people disgracefully, accepting immigrants and then also treating them disgracefully, claiming other peoples cultural and artistic acheivements as their own and archaic sounding expressions like 'sheila' and 'cobber'. They possess a unique sense of humour that involves putting down and ridiculing other people, usually non Aussies. Well known for loving a 'barbie, a beer and a punch up'. As for the woman......don't even go there. To use the Australian vernacular, most of the ocker sheilas are as mad as a cut snake, always coming the raw prawn and never giving a bloke a fair crack of the whip.
by Reality based definitions July 12, 2019
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I am tired of you fools thinking that Australia is a real place. It isn't. Understand? Australia does not exist. Australia is full of actors hired by the nasa.
by Liam Shackell February 08, 2019
Australia is a place where every single person is bloody sunburnt and there are more bogans than you can poke a stick at. Lots of venemous snakes and spiders, koalas are the spawn of satan, kangaroos with beat the shit out of you, emus are scary, and cassowaries will fuckin kill you so you better fuckin run cunt.
(Note: I am Australian, and yes I am calling myself an bogan idiot, but ya know, take some ya loose some)
(Note: I am Australian, and yes I am calling myself an bogan idiot, but ya know, take some ya loose some)
Australia: a country full of stupid people
"When my pommy English teacher moved to Australia, she had a constant sunburn for three months!"
"When my pommy English teacher moved to Australia, she had a constant sunburn for three months!"
by nonbinary_hoe June 28, 2020
Australian Guy: CRIKEY! this is a wild (Insert way too dangerous animal here) In his natural habitat! it could attack at any moment....
by Greenm8 February 10, 2018