Slab

A slab is an intensely large hunk of dark, milk and/or white chocolate covered in a variety of toppings which include nuts, berries, sprinkles and other particles of candy and is mainly sold at Dean & Deluca around the holidays.

I ate an entire slab and now I feel sick.

by Slabtastic January 20, 2009

slab fest

a festive time after exams when mates get together to consume exesive amounts of alchol. 24 cans/bottles must be consumed to become a member of the exclusive team

by davies June 1, 2003

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot May 11, 2018

Hit the Slab

Driving on the highway.

Hey, are we driving out of town this weekend? Of course we gone hit the slab!
I see the mechanic fixed your vehicle, Seems to be running fine. But, the only way to know for sure. You gotta hit the slab.

by John Staples April 16, 2019

mini slab

A small glassy wave

" wow, look at those mini slabs!"

by Jjsalas November 18, 2016

Slab of poontang

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

by Holmesit May 5, 2011