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Pressure Fart

When put a large amount of strane on your body until you fart/shart
i had a pressure fart this morning, but sharted instead
by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016
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flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants
She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits
by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012
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Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.
Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!
by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021
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poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.
Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.
by Tjupr December 3, 2013
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pressure paul

Someone who pressures you do something you reAlly don't want to do.
"Come in the lake with me!!"
"I don't feel like it"
"Come with me now before I sh00t you all"
"Okay, jeez you don't have to be such a pressure paul"
by isthataDChoodie August 12, 2017
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Beer pressure

When your friends get you to do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober.
I gave into the beer pressure and ran naked through the streets.
by Rrick Miles June 5, 2018
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Pressure cleaning

Verb; the act of forcefully urinating away fecal matter stuck to the walls of the toilet bowl.
Guy 1: Sounds like you have a nice stream going in there

Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.
by Hairybagel January 17, 2016
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