Tooth Goof

A person communicating on a Bluetooth headset in a social location.

-Tooth Goof: "Hello" (on headset)
-Bystander: "Excuse me?" (to tooth goof)
-Tooth Goof: *shoots an insulting, belittling look at bystander*

-Tooth Goog:"I'm sorry, what was that? Some idiot thought I was talking to him."(on headset)

by Brewha February 4, 2010

goof balls

What practicing scientologists ingest. Usually in great overwhelming amounts.

In our service today, we will include the sacred goof balls.

by Dianetic_chancellor September 17, 2008

Goofing off

Another word for masturbating

Maddi loves goofing off she could do it all night long (and she does) !!!!!

by Hippo69 January 1, 2019

goof nut

anyone who makes up stupid words

dippy is sure a goof nut i would relly like to kick him in his goof nuts

by adolf October 26, 2003

Goof ball

A concoction, typically injected, of crystal methamphetamine, and fentanyl/carfentanyl

I can't believe he died. I didn't even know he was smashing goof balls

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021

Goof mode

When someone gives up information to the cops about co accused at the time of arrest but decided to do the right thing at trial

Tara is arrested and while being question at the police station she goes in to goof mode and tells the police about her co accused which then gets them arrested but when it comes time to court time Tara decides to do the right thing and keep her mouth closed.

by Tara scott September 23, 2021

goof dick

One who cannot function properly in social situations.

Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007