Testicular triad

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three

Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”

by Weeb.exe1 January 01, 2023

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 19, 2013

Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith October 25, 2017

testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 03, 2021

testicularity

strength, courage, having balls

antonym: ovarity, Pat Shurmer

Joe: "Dude, Check out that chick at the bar"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"

Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"

by Testicularus November 18, 2012

Testicularity

n. etym. Lat. test-, c. 2008 in a USPTO Petition to Reconsider 1. Audacity, pluck. 2. Courage 3. Tenacity

The courageous young newpaper editor displayed conspicuous testicularity by taking on all of the well-connected mobsters leaders and exposing their corrupt control over the Police Chief.

by J. D. Obenberger July 28, 2008

testicular cancel

When you go to buy and you don’t it’s like doing but rather then continuing you just stop

Last night my mom walked in so I had to testicular cancel

by Fheibrbeoshfbfj August 11, 2021