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Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles
Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!
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Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.
"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."
by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014
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Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.
Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021
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Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"
"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"
by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017
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Testicular homicide

What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016
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