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Tested Positive

Having a big dick
Marty tested positive... for having a big dick
by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022
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Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
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Tester

A person with a massive forehead which is just empty inside; whomst cosplays as a 17th Century average Salem gally.
Can be used when saying, “You mother fucker Callum, A Tester is what you are

Or rather

Kim Jong Un is a massive Tester!
by BOMBACLAT69 January 20, 2024
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Testerify

1. To turn a humanoid face into a yellow circle, cartoonish eyes, with a straightish mouth, and a signature maroon beanie with the lowercase letter “t” on it
Can you testerify me for a photo?
by Fudgefudgeguest January 25, 2025
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Testes

Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.
Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
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Testes

Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.
Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
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Testeskin

When a person's skin becomes aged, wrinkled and lacks collagen, the skin resembles a man aged scrotum sack.
I need to use some moisturizer because it looks like I have testeskin.
by Frankiedfourlegs April 7, 2025
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