Tender Morning

A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.

"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."

by l_davoli33 April 26, 2019

Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

by Bariliam January 10, 2018

Tender Vittles

Synonym to Lunch Time, Lunch

It's Tender Vittles time, y'all.

by Hildemann April 19, 2022

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

Tender Squirrel

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

by UNl2ated April 17, 2011

coke tender

a servant of the rich whose sole responsibility is to prepare powdery substances for consumption.

see puff daddy

damn man, if i had that job i'd be makin' as much as puff daddy's coke tender!

by Hursh Burson October 7, 2003