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Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?
by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016
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a boston technicality

when one is on the path to spiritual ascension and they accidentally engage in emotionally or physically intimate act (s) thus impeding their spiritual ascent
babe, it was only a boston technicality

what happens in boston, stays in boston, except for a boston technicality that shit stays with you

I was almost a wizard but then I went travelling and encountered a boston technicality
by bostonbaby222 July 13, 2022
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technicolor yawn

1. vomit

2 an instance of vomiting
That smell will bring on a major technicolor yawn.
by Light Joker April 23, 2007
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technicolor ass goblin

aka, MFG (man face girl). Nasty technicolor spandex wearing lardass. Makes you say "what the hell is that ass eating?" when accompanied by 80's workout thong.
It's a good thing you're not going out with that girl anymore, she looked like a technicolor ass goblin at that party last weekend.
by Artemus November 26, 2007
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technochav

Savedd up all their benefit and drug money, now have both a computer AND a decomposing car on the front lawn.
"You wanna come over tonight Charlene? I just downloaded Torque, innit?
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
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Evasion Technician

A wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving Law Enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.
Ron: We all knew Officer Miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them... Until, Tony passed him up doin' a buck sixty.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.
by KRASH! July 26, 2007
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orgasm technician

A person who is skilled at giving orgasms to other people and does so with little apparent effort can be considered an orgasm technician.
Kate: Wow, 7 orgasms in ten minutes! You must be an orgasm technician!
by Scotsmantoohotsman March 17, 2011
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