Technical Prima Donna (TPD)

A person considered to be vain, temperamental and/or conceited, usually believes that they possess knowledge that is exact or close to perfect. TPD’s typically have an aversion to menial tasks and systems due to a ‘god-complex’. Often found in Alumina refineries, titanium dioxide plants and sugar mills.

Gordon is such a Technical Prima Donna (TPD), he struts around with his sleeves rolled up, skiting his technical prowess whilst getting others to do his paperwork!

by E. Dependant May 25, 2007

Mansfield Technical College

Educational establishment run under the auspices of the Nottinghamshire Education Authority

Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.

by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

technicolor yawn

the act of throwing up, most commonly alcohol-induced

Mikie slammed five tequilas after those Buds and then launched a technicolor yawn all over Vanessa's boobs.

by Jim&Sally February 18, 2009

technicolour

much like a rainbow, technicolour shoots out beams of coloured light instantly making people around it cheerful.

'you feeling the technicolour?'

by qwertty11 March 5, 2009

technical fourway

Noun, activities associated with sex in which two people have sex next to, under, or on top of two other people.

Josh and Lisa had a technical fourway, his roomies, Marc and Ryan watched!

Matt and Kevin were fucking while Josh and Lisa were felching next to them, it was a technical fourway!

Matt, Kevin, and Josh were circle jerking, while Lisa watched, what a technical fourway!

by suite1157 December 14, 2008

Anaesthetic Technician

Anaesthetic Technicians mainly work in the operating theatre with anaesthetists (specialist medical doctors), they are also called to other areas of the health care facility to assist in cardiac arrest situtations or with patients who could arrest if not treated appropriately. They assist the anaesthetist in managing your airway...if you don't breath, you die and when you are anaesthetised the drugs generally make you not breath, some people are easy to maintain an airway on & others aren't and patients will die if their airway is not patent. Anaesthetic Technicians combine clinical and technical knowledge & skills to help ensure things run smoothly when you are having your surgery!

If you have a car accident and suffer massive trauma and are taken to a hospital emergency department and the staff are finding it difficult to put an airway tube in your wind pipe they call the anaesthetic team that includes the anaesthetic doctor and anaesthetic technician. Who will then also transfer you to the operating theatre and try everything to keep you alive while the surgeon patches you up. The anaesthetic team will then transfer you once you are stable to intensive care, staff there will continue the good work the anaesthetic team started.

by Bambi lives October 17, 2012

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.

1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)

by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008