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target-rich by serpentsnoir March 4, 2008
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Target Guest Services
The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"
Target Guest Services by chmpbmxgirl August 3, 2015
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the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
target ass by sue doenum December 21, 2009
Target Practice
When having traditional doggy style, the male is about to cum, and pulls out, resting his dick on the crevice right above the buttcrack, so that it looks almost like a cannon. He then cums, shooting as far as he can.
“Yo I heard u fucked Jessica last night”
“Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”
“Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”
Target Practice by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
Target Practice
When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better
“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick”
Target Practice by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
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target forward by Huh I like Milk May 17, 2019