Taffy

Taffy, a person who identifies as they/them and likes cute, pink stuff who'll also ruin your life in an instant when wanted or taunted with blood and power.
Dude #1:Dude, she pulled a Taffy on me.
Dude #2:I told you that they/them pussy aint worth shit
by Kent Drawz June 14, 2023
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Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 05, 2023
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Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy
Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.
by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021
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Pulling taffy

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.
Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!
by April 11, 2023
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Taffie

A tall light skinned boy who likes to make people feel special, especially girls and is a very generous guy. Who always has the best words for a girl who feels lonely or sad
Taffie is the best he told me in very cute in the i side and on the outside
by December 19, 2020
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West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”
Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.
by Gbach13 February 28, 2020
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Make Taffy

Slang for masturbation. Mostly used by pre-college lesbians.
Question: Do you mind if I make taffy? Response: No, just hurry I have my pre-calc class in the morning.
by Charles Texx September 10, 2009
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