total rhubarb

Completely and undeniably true.

Claims that Brexit is a disaster are total rhubarb.

by Rishi47 January 27, 2022

totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.

You're totally bearded

by Mavarx July 7, 2022

Totally blazed

Getting blazed to the level of complete loss of sanity. In this particular situation you will not be able to recognize yourself in the mirror.

Bro I was totally blazed last night. All I can remember is an ugly guy making stupid faces outside a weird window.

by Fookinsatellites June 1, 2020

Fer Totally

A word to replace the annoying variations of "for sure/real",
"fer sure"
"fo sho"
"fer real"
and the worst
"frillz"

And It sounds nifty because it is an audio clash.

"Are you gonna get in the mosh next time?"

"Fer totally! I hope I break my nose!"

by HannahsDecay January 19, 2009

total dibs

Similar to dibs but with more authority.

Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.

by Ziekerz March 13, 2008

Total Bromo

An extreme but awesome bromance that involves two consensual males platonically having sex, making out, holding hands, and complimenting each other. These males are STRAIGHT and might even be in a relationship, but as legend says nothing is better than the boys. The relationship might also involve all of the boys. Saturday’s are the best days for these relationships because saturdays are for the boys.

Gf: You cheated on me with your best friend?

Me: Nah it was just a Total Bromo relationship, I wore socks and everything babe!
Gf: Okay 👍

by Arik Stan 🥵 July 31, 2021

Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003