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Frankenstein switch

A deus ex machina used to perform an extremely complex task in one fell swoop. Often used sarcastically to imply that a task presumed easy is in fact difficult or impossible to automate.

Takes its name from the huge levers used in black and white Frankenstein films to activate the elaborate mechanism used to reanimate The Creature, usually resulting in electrical discharge and cries of "it's alive!!!"
Boss: "Can you migrate all of our users to the new database, change the domain of everyone's email and redirect all traffic to the new datacentre ASAP?"

IT staff: "Sure. I'll just pull this Frankenstein switch..."
by sproates April 13, 2010
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Switch

A person that plays both the Submissive and Dominating roles in a BDSM relationship.
"Damn, I just found out both Kevin and Natasha are Switches."
by Joshua Hewlett April 8, 2008
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switch the bitch

When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.
Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"

Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"
by waiting for a mate May 15, 2015
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MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE

A BROKEN BUDWIESER (OR CORONA, MODELO, OR DOS XX'S ) BOTTLE WITH A JAGGED EDGE USED IN A DRUNKEN FIGHT.
JosA: "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE CHICO?"

JosB: " I was at a party last night and some Aztek warrior busted out a MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE and cut me up"
by voltampman October 29, 2009
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Nintendo Switch

This item is near impossible to get a hold of during the COVID19 pandemic. They’re hella expensive on amazon, but affordable at the local shops. However, they’re out of stock, therefore, you’re depressed.
Friend: Hey do you have a Nintendo Switch?
Me: not yet.. they’re out of stock everywhere..
Friend: ...amazon?
Me: too expensive..
by Raionesu Dezain April 21, 2020
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The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove

The act of killing the last person or people left in a Fortnite town, causing you to get all the loot with minimal effort.
Bout to pull The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove on these noobs.
by Pufflesmirch April 15, 2018
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hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.
"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."
by Chris August 8, 2004
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