swampneck

It's swampass of the neck.

The condition occurs if an individual's neck is larger than his or her chin and jaw and it's warm enough to make someone sweat.

The man's collar was soaking wet from excessive swampneck.

by a_dawg February 22, 2010

swimple

A pimple spawned by sweat

after we had rough intercourse, I wiped the beads of sweat off of my forehead and felt oncomming mounds of swimples arising

by Poopnoodle69 January 1, 2017

Sample

Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".

I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.

by Sirvancealott August 24, 2006

collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."

Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.

by en1ightened August 16, 2006

whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.

“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”

by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014

Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005