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Stylish Surgery

Aathu Arjun is one and only one stylish surgery
Because non one accepts him as a boy untill he make surgery
by Cunny9000 November 11, 2020
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plastique surgery

What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.
No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
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Crash Course In Brain Surgery

A kickass song by Budgie made in the 70s which was later covered in the mid 80s by Metallica. Both versions KICKASS
Wow, I really love the song Crash Course In Brain Surgery, it kicks ass
by JERRRRRRRRYYYYYY October 25, 2022
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that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.

search on google to see the picture
'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'
by labanamana November 5, 2024
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Plastic Surgery

HOOOOOOOOOKAY.... Okay.... So...
Plastic Patient "I did it to feel better about myself!"

Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."

Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."

Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
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Meme Surgery

The act of cropping a meme when an unsightly watermark takes up an 1/8th of the meme.
"Fuck, this meme is funny but OP forgot to remove the obnoxious Reddit watermark. Looks like i'm gonna have to perform a meme surgery."
by snailevangelist April 20, 2020
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Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.
Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!
by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016
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